This is- There's no reason to feel like- It's Princess! And that fruit! I know there's nothing to it all. I know it's not like that. I know-

....

Finally got that damn cure.

....I'll be out.

...( Cut for language. )

Think I've had enough of this, I'm going out for the cure. Seriously, I don't know how the hell you girls can handle this. Neji, you want the cure too?


[[ooc: He's been sleeping the past few days and hasn't been paying attention to the network. >D Take as you will.]]

*yawns* Huh. So I heard there's a cure for this gender thing. A cure that might be the cause of several people being sick? Man, you just can't win in this world can you? Might as well stay the way I am until that whole mess is figured out.

Speaking of messes... What the hell is up with Naruto? Kakashi-san, you saw what happened, any ideas about it?

...

What. The. Hell.


((ooc: I thought Reki looks like a good femmy Shika. So just ignore the wings please?))

[Screened to the Konoha genin]

Looks like there's an event going on. We still need intel on the people here, and it's a good opportunity to gather it without looking suspicious. Concentrate on getting details of where people are from, if they remember anything, and if they arrived here with others they knew.

Troublesome, yes, but consider it an order.

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...eh, if anyone needs me I'll be heading over to that party the Writer's throwing.

Man, between the weather and the random earthquakes.... Cracks've formed in the wall of my living room. Eh, at least I don't have noisy neighbors to deal with.

Now where the hell is that store? I know we passed one not too far from here. Eh, I'll find it, shouldn't be too hard. The sand/snow doesn't seem quite so bad right now.....screw it. Neji, all I got is a couple things of ramen. That fine to eat? This is going to be a long talk.


( ((OOC)) )

[Screened to the other shinobi]

Tsunade-sama should be back to normal soon. She wanted me to inform you all that she'll be at the building as soon as she is.

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Got a place to stay now at least. I'm sure room 302 has a nice view of the sky when there isn't a snow/sand storm going on. ...snow and sand. Man, one of the two is bad enough, both is just a pain in the ass. Where's Gaara anyway?

I've got a question to those out there who've found their own place to live in. Was the place you picked completely devoid of personal objects as well? Every room I looked at today had furniture and some decorations, but nothing else. No clothing, no pictures, no letters or journals. Nothing.


( ((OOC)) )

I'm going to check something out. If anyone needs me, I've figured this comm unit out, so send a message. This had better not just be a dead end.

[Screened to the the Gennin, Iruka, and Jiraiya]

As if this place wasn't troublesome enough. Something's wrong with Tsunade-sama. I don't know what the hell happened, but she's forgotten a good chunk of time. She claims my Dad is only ten years old right now. She looks...different too.

She's really confused and was asking for Orochimaru at first. We need to find Jiraiya-san as soon as possible.

Jiraiya-san, if you get this message, Tsunade-sama needs to speak to you immediately.

Shikamaru remembers very little. He knows a few things, but can't figure out how he learned them except vaguely as a dream.

-Knows what the Playboy Mansion is.
-Knows how to operate a dryer even though he’s never seen one before.
-Is wary of Jack Frost, though he doesn't know why.
-Is irritated by the name Sanzo for no reason he can figure out.

This place has a building filled with washers and... What's the label say, "mechanical speed dryers." Since my only decent clothes are soaked this would be convenient. Except there is nothing to tell you how to use it.

How does this damn thing work? There are dials and buttons everywhere, and none of them are marked. This is almost more trouble than it's worth.

...damn, I don't want to freeze my ass off.

-the hell did this snow come from? Such a pain in the ass.

This is a waste of time. Everyone else did the smart thing and went to ground. I can search and question all I want, but they're not coming out of hiding until they know there's no immediate danger. Should've done that myself instead of taking a nap where I could be found.

...and you're all weird, you know that, right?

The hell is this thing? You want me to actually write something in it everyday? So troublesome.

((Testing journal for vortexxworld.))